They should call it the Humber Delta

I was born in Kingston-upon-Hull. That's what it says on my passport. You'll know it as Hull. And if you're a true local you'll drop the H. If you ever pitch up there, the chances are you're not passing through; it's not on the way to anywhere (except Rotterdam) and, despite its City of Culture status it's still better known for white phone boxes than William Wilberforce. And, of course, tenfoots.